Chess Jokes

How many players at a chess tournament does it take to change a lightbulb?

Written by David Cordover on 18th Jul, 2011

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Long distance chess

Written by David Cordover on 15th Apr, 2011

Two chess players are playing a correspondence game. White lives at the South Pole and Black at the North Pole. The postal service is rather slow and play proceeds at about one move per year!

After 15 years of play, White makes a daring sacrifice, the consequences of which are by no means clear. A year later, as he sees the postman returning, he is very excited. He thinks “Will Black take my queen? Is the sacrifice sound?”

He tears open the reply and sees…

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What’s the difference between a chess player and a highway construction worker?

Written by David Cordover on 15th Mar, 2011

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What is the difference between a man short of money and a Chess Champion?

Written by David Cordover on 9th Nov, 2010

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Get creative!

Written by David Cordover on 11th Aug, 2009

chess certificate

Take this example from Patterson Lakes Primary School, what a great way to promote chess in the school.

Thanks to Christian Bennett for sharing it with us.

Why are these here?

Written by David Cordover on 7th Jun, 1999

2 mushrooms

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An experiment

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What was the chessplayer’s secret weapon?

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Win or lose…

Written by David Cordover on 11th Jul, 1998

win or lose

 

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